Die

Idea is to die young as late as possible.

Ashley

Talking

Whenever a person talks to someone, 90% of that time he talks to himself.

Prasoon Joshi

Story

No Story is a failure until the writer dies. And you are the writer of your own.

Daac Saab

Socially Active

Hello... Laies n gentmen... welcome to the Dept of Sociocausology, where we talks about various social causes. Here at Dr. B.L's Clinic we believe that each of us have that hearty feeling about things(trees, animals, needy people, etc ) around us. Its only the question of when and how that feeling comes out and we realize it.

There was a Bubble its not a gas, but for me it is as I have never seen it. When I heard about it from a person for the first time I realized that we the so called Social animals can make friends outside our own spices. Apparently, Bubble was smart, Handsome, sexy(believe me I have seen its photos) and anpni gali ka sher a complete hunk, females of his species would die for him. Bubble is so much on this person's mind that even after 2 yrs, when Bubble followed some Yudishter to heaven, she is looking for it in many of its kind around her. Bubble is mirror image of GOD.

I am very thankful to my friend who took me to this place called Friendicoes. I would have never gone there myself, she asked me once and I wanna experience it. For the first time I can smell that characteristic dog's fragrance(as she call it) as it's very much preponderant there. She was busy with dogs all around and I was just gingerly looking here and there. Preventing myself from hurting the Bubbles there and not be the cynosure of their anger. Meanwhile, I explored the place and I found somebody of my kind a Monkey called Simma . The caretaker there was having fun with him. As I tried approach his cage Simma went for my hairs and then stage was all his. The monkey massaged my head (though the oil was missing) and kept on doing it till he got all the business out of my head. Suddenly, I felt better- no Itching- Simma has done his job.My day was made. I must tell you for any Head or Hair related problems Simma is the one. And its FREE!!

After this I felt like opening a Dept of Sociocausology. Here we promote that any of us who feel like doing something for any social cause. But dont have time for doing it personally, we encourage such people to come forward and help people and NGOs which are working for the cause they support . Here at Dr. B.L's Clinic we can provide all the info you need to reach or contact such places(please right to us what you want from ). Donation is not the only thing they need. Support to them can be of any KIND, take a little step and find out how can you SUPPORT your cause???

Marriage

Marrying for sex, is just like riding a jumbo jet for a free beer

SP

Friends

Type of friends you make, make the type of person you become.

Daac Saab

Friends

You make friends with those, who make you understand yourself better.

Daac Saab

Ohhhh... Sorry.....how can i forget to inform you that Babblu Aeddrey Hai . Babblu is life of this clinic. We all celebrate Babblu's birthday on 1st April. Once upon a time, on the very same day the best thing happened to him was - A Bubble gum ride on a Buggy, which he banged into Billo, who was busy with Balloons. Now, he is married to Billo with two kids Bunty and Bubbly. Their family website is ibibo.com(how close it looks to them ...haha.., they ask all uncanny questions there). They dont want to be a Balti

Introduction

Dr. B.L's Super speciality clinic mein aapka ka swagat hai!! The clinic is for all those, who are enjoying all kinds of problems in their life. And we are here to make their issues more troublesome, in whatever little capacity we can. The clinic is located at a swish place called ED(going to be more popular by 2010). Every morning R.Rani opens the clinic at 0830hrs sharp, she being a sober and an adherent follower of Indian culture anoints the whole clinic with a esteemed product(brown in colour) of the most scared animal (having its back common with front of a women........ ohh plzz dont go on those line.......its letter 'W') in India. R.Rani is a very industrious, canny and an unintentional flirt. This keeps most of the staff on their toes and interested in her, one of our ex-messenger M.J mistook her and was fired for shouting at her ["haat b.l",out of frustration] in front of the whole staff.
As clock strikes 0900hrs, our next staffer Poppat enters the clinic. Poppat has a simple philosophy,"girls are either sexy or very sexy". He misses no chance to wash his face,sneak in the neighbour's plate or drink and ask girls for a dance. This guy is responsible for all the front office work.

Next comes N.D, the most gifted staff member, he looks at things from the most methodical angel. Nobody can stop him from saying what his Apuppa says and going back home when Apuppa is on Tour. He is known to have contacts in even the most weird places. N.D is responsible for the R&D activities in the clinic. Bhaiya bolo na....

Mr. S.P is heading the entertainment department of the clinic which is for keeping the patients and staffers joyful. He comes to the clinic from the most overtly clandestine tunnel. why?? Initials of his name answers that...... Everything about him makes you hold your belly(for all the right reasons) right from his hairs to his running ishtyle. He looks most beauteous after having a orange dring or a Paan. "Lets Party" is what he preaches.

Then comes Doctor's secretary on her spanking new Loona. She is famous for her 4 i's and known as Gitiii with 4 eyes. You will come to know about the magic of these. Doctor met her on orkut asked her for Frriendssip. She honoured Dr. by serving at his clinic and adding all the glamor quotient.

Well!!When Daac saab comes and leaves is still a mystery. Daac saab, generally too busy with high profile clients, does most of his surgical operations online,contact his clients on ebay. Daac saab is known to have done many complicated operations like kidney by-pass surgery, cerebrum transplant, plastic surgery in retina to name a few. During his college days one of the most high profile cases was of Mulla-ji a.k.a Zaleel. Mohd. Zaleel-ul-Rayn had a peculiar problem of autonomous body parts(no brownie points for guessing body parts). L&T was his most preferent company(its understandable, jab apne hi dhokha de toh).
Dr. B.L's staff handles all the cases very diligently (bakki sab upar wale ke haath mein hai).


Keeping posting your problems & comments. Daac Saab will get back to you :)

WELCOME!!!

Welcome!!! to Dr. B.L's Super speciality Clinic.
In the following posts you will be introduced to the staff of the clinic and the services we offer.
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Yours truly

Dr. B.L Gupta
[B.E(Electrical) (Delhi)]