Sunday, April 27, 2008

Introduction

Dr. B.L's Super speciality clinic mein aapka ka swagat hai!! The clinic is for all those, who are enjoying all kinds of problems in their life. And we are here to make their issues more troublesome, in whatever little capacity we can. The clinic is located at a swish place called ED(going to be more popular by 2010). Every morning R.Rani opens the clinic at 0830hrs sharp, she being a sober and an adherent follower of Indian culture anoints the whole clinic with a esteemed product(brown in colour) of the most scared animal (having its back common with front of a women........ ohh plzz dont go on those line.......its letter 'W') in India. R.Rani is a very industrious, canny and an unintentional flirt. This keeps most of the staff on their toes and interested in her, one of our ex-messenger M.J mistook her and was fired for shouting at her ["haat b.l",out of frustration] in front of the whole staff.
As clock strikes 0900hrs, our next staffer Poppat enters the clinic. Poppat has a simple philosophy,"girls are either sexy or very sexy". He misses no chance to wash his face,sneak in the neighbour's plate or drink and ask girls for a dance. This guy is responsible for all the front office work.

Next comes N.D, the most gifted staff member, he looks at things from the most methodical angel. Nobody can stop him from saying what his Apuppa says and going back home when Apuppa is on Tour. He is known to have contacts in even the most weird places. N.D is responsible for the R&D activities in the clinic. Bhaiya bolo na....

Mr. S.P is heading the entertainment department of the clinic which is for keeping the patients and staffers joyful. He comes to the clinic from the most overtly clandestine tunnel. why?? Initials of his name answers that...... Everything about him makes you hold your belly(for all the right reasons) right from his hairs to his running ishtyle. He looks most beauteous after having a orange dring or a Paan. "Lets Party" is what he preaches.

Then comes Doctor's secretary on her spanking new Loona. She is famous for her 4 i's and known as Gitiii with 4 eyes. You will come to know about the magic of these. Doctor met her on orkut asked her for Frriendssip. She honoured Dr. by serving at his clinic and adding all the glamor quotient.

Well!!When Daac saab comes and leaves is still a mystery. Daac saab, generally too busy with high profile clients, does most of his surgical operations online,contact his clients on ebay. Daac saab is known to have done many complicated operations like kidney by-pass surgery, cerebrum transplant, plastic surgery in retina to name a few. During his college days one of the most high profile cases was of Mulla-ji a.k.a Zaleel. Mohd. Zaleel-ul-Rayn had a peculiar problem of autonomous body parts(no brownie points for guessing body parts). L&T was his most preferent company(its understandable, jab apne hi dhokha de toh).
Dr. B.L's staff handles all the cases very diligently (bakki sab upar wale ke haath mein hai).


Keeping posting your problems & comments. Daac Saab will get back to you :)

Friday, April 25, 2008

WELCOME!!!

Welcome!!! to Dr. B.L's Super speciality Clinic.
In the following posts you will be introduced to the staff of the clinic and the services we offer.
The clinic is open 24 x 7 for all queries,comments and suggestions . Please help us serve you better.


Yours truly

Dr. B.L Gupta
[B.E(Electrical) (Delhi)]